168 Hours
I get the paper in the
morning
and I memorize the pertinent news
for future reference
I watch my tv in the
evening
and digest it with my dinner
and make my comments
I renew all my
subscriptions
on the first notice of warning
to keep 'em coming
I got a stereo the size
of my car
I need most of my
apartment
just to keep it running
where there's a want there's a will
where there's a will there's a way
so I work down at the shopping mall
24 hours each day
I read the wall street
journal
I watch the dow jones
average
I watch it set the records
take a hammer to my old one
have it towed off by a wrecker
I got a mobile home I
take to the beach
with a little statue jockey
impressing all the neighbors
got a closet full of clothing
and it's all by some designer
in case I'm in the papers
well
that's 168 hours a week
sometimes it's hard to find time just to take a leak
but when business is slow I can usually sleep
working 24 hours
got a schedule to keep
I make hundreds of dollars
each week